Incident Report 002: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donut"

On 2023-02-27, a security incident of unprecedented proportions struck the Don prophets' break room.

The details are sketchy, but eyewitnesses report seeing a lone figure in a Bob's uniform, seen fleeing the scene with a box of 12 donuts.

Further investigation revealed a trail of crumbs leading from the break room to Joe's office, where a lone chair was found overturned, as if in a frantic attempt to escape.

The motive, as well as the perpetrator's identity, remains unknown at the time of writing.

Incident Timeline:

• 14:47 - Incident reported.
• 14:50 - First responders dispatched.
• 15:01 - Suspect spotted fleeing the scene.
• 15:15 - Donut trail discovered.
• 15:30 - Evidence collected.

Calls for Action:

We urge all employees to remain vigilant, and report any further incidents to the Management team.

We also recommend that all employees be on the lookout for suspiciously large or irregularly shaped donut boxes.